Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
