Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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