i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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