Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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