I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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