Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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