You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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