you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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