Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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