She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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