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How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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