I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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