I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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