I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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