It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she peed on how many people?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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