in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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