what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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