I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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