Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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