it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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