I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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