And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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