I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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