we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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