so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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