This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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