Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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