Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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