Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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