they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
