All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
