Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
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Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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