so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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