So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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