Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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