I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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