How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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