Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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