Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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