I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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