he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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