I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize