Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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