she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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