In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I fill condoms, not promises.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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