I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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