WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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