Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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