I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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