): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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