I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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