Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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