This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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