What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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