guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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