Do you still have your period?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just found puke in my bra..
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Randomize
